95 Comments

Love this. I referred to myself as a senior citizen in the post I published yesterday. I’d never called myself that before. I wasn’t being terribly serious but it shocked me that it popped out onto my page. I like calling myself old much more. But I’m not as old as you so can retain your superiority! xoxo

Expand full comment

This is much better to read than listening to the election commentary that is droning downstairs. Enoy old!

Expand full comment

Thank you. I hoped so. I hate him so much. And I hate half of this dumbass country.

Expand full comment

I'm horrified. Beyond my imagination.

Expand full comment

Better than being able to imagine it. Which of course I know you can and are.

Expand full comment

Im 85 and still alive. What the hell comes next? Oh wait. I figured it out. After 85 comes 86 . I guess I’ll just keep on trucking, birthday after birthday till I can dance like Mick Jagger. And btw, If somebody wishes you a long life. Don’t go there.

Expand full comment

Oh boy, I know that.

Expand full comment

Absolutely, so much more entertaining!

Expand full comment

Now what?!

Expand full comment

I turn 60 in a couple weeks — I’ve earned the right to tell half the people in this country to go fuck themselves. Twice. They’ve all lost their damn minds. We need more old people like you. I plan on being one of em. Sending you big, blue love. And fuck this shit is right.

Expand full comment

Thank you. Thank you.

Expand full comment

I relish being old, and am not quite ready for the alternative that's around the next bend. My mind is a jumbled mess so I am retreating into recovery today while I rest and reflect and plan how to survive what may come for we Elders. Tomorrow? I'll face a new day and see what arises.

Expand full comment

I wish you only the best tomorrows.

Expand full comment

Thank you, Abigail. That's also my wish for you. And, minutes ago I received your Thinking About Memoir book and I am so excited to begin reading and writing.

Expand full comment

Hope you will like it. It's part memoir from which I give good assignmnets.

Expand full comment

Foogot to say Thank you!

Expand full comment

I thumbed through it briefly and loved what I saw. I’m excited to get started now. It will take my mind off recent unfortunate events. I have had a rule since he first came on the scene: I won’t mention his name, look at his pictures, or listen to anything he says. For me, it’s like an infection of my mind and I won’t give evil any space there.

Expand full comment

That's exactlyhow I feel about him. EExcept I also want to watch him die buried up to his neck in the desert, being eaten alive very slowly by ants,

Expand full comment

I'm doing Lesson 1 and it was revealing I have felt I'm too wordy, and doing the first part of your Lesson 1, was revealing. If you like, I can share it with you.

Expand full comment

Haha. “A sneeze is an orgasm for the face.” Love it.

Expand full comment

I love everything old too! And I love reading you on this day (and all days!) Yep, Fuck This. Shit.

Expand full comment

Thank you. Maybe we can start a posse.

Expand full comment

I'm in! 😊

Expand full comment

❤️💛❤️

Expand full comment

I call myself old to my kids (I’m 55 and I know it’s not old old but old to them). Thank you so much for this break in the stress of the idiocy that is happening right now. I am Canadian and really don’t like a lot of you Americans who are just not reasonable…but love so much those of you who are. 💙💙💙

Expand full comment

Thank you.

I'm a bad American. I can't understand half of us us, nor can I stand them.

Expand full comment

You’re in no way a bad American. That I know for sure.

Expand full comment

Brilliant, I'm an Australian and it still feels like the world went wacky in the last 24 hours.

Expand full comment

Now I understand why I love sneezing. I sneeze a lot whenever I get near vinegar. It must be the bottle.

I took Abby shopping today for new pair of sneakers. We ended up getting a few more things. when I got up to the counter. I was cracking some jokes and asked the cashier if all of her customers made wisecracks.

She said no, you’re a fun one.

Then she said, are you a senior by the way?

I said what would make you ask that?

She said seniors get 10% off today, every Tuesday.

I asked what is the age cut off? She said 55. I said, I am 67. Do I get 20% off?

She just laughed.

It was a fun day. Of course Abby added “mom do you always have to embarrass me?”

Yep no apology

I love old.

🤔

Expand full comment

It's our job to embarrass them. It makes them stronger. And, it never hurt anyone.

Besides, Abby just got sneakers for 10% off. How good is that?

Whenever you feel bad, you'll have to have a sniff at your bottle of vinegar, just to enjoy the face orgasm.

Expand full comment

Pollen, pollen. And I will.

Expand full comment

lol good points thx

Expand full comment

I also can’t understand large chunks of the population. But we need more Americans like you!!!

Also in my 80s, I find ways to stay young through playing in several musical groups, writing poetry & short essays. And Substack has been a new adventure.

Watching the returns now and trying to stay sane.

Expand full comment

I had to shut them right the fuck off. It becamse cleat pretty early

Expand full comment

Stay sane, the world understands your frustration at the results.

It's a sad, sad day for the world, and all intelligent Americans.

Expand full comment

Even the unintelligent ones. They just don’t know it yet.

Expand full comment

Exactly, I'm still kind of angry that so many backed a man who was bad to the core.

Expand full comment

I agree, a sad day for the world.

Expand full comment

damned straight.

Expand full comment

Oh thank you for this delight. I’m watching the election unfold with my Darling David Muir, that nice young man on ABC. May you be blessed with much pollen. Happy sneezing.

Expand full comment

I wonder if I could buy a jar of pollen

Thank you. I'm all done watching this horror show.

Expand full comment

Hilarious, I've never heard that particular blessing before!

Probably never will again.

Expand full comment

“An orgasm for the face” - first laugh I’ve had today - thank you… and Gesundheit!

Expand full comment

Thank (Kachoo) you.

Expand full comment

I have forgotten that word even existed.

Gesundheit! Marvellous, what a word and what a thought!

Expand full comment

thank you. When my son was very young he said “gezoyzoit.”

Expand full comment

Didn’t realize I was SO MULTI-ORGASMIC UNTIL 😉 Sneezing away here…🤣

Expand full comment

Fall is a good season for sneezin.

Expand full comment

Thanks for this. My heart is breaking this morning . . . but hearing that sneezing is an orgasm for the face brought a smile to my face. I'm old and gnarly. I love my life and I know that once I can process the disappointing news, I will recalibrate. Sending love and goodwill to you.

Expand full comment

thaank you. Happy to receive it.

Expand full comment

This is perfect. -Also, you might be interested to know that, yes, you can buy pollen and it (pine pollen supplement) is guaranteed to "put a pep in your step," incidentally!

Expand full comment

I could use a pep in my step. Will look for this, thank you.’

Expand full comment

I have long been a great fan of antiques for their beauty and durability and now I are one.

Expand full comment

Me too! Pretty cool, huh?

Expand full comment

I may not be as "beautiful and durable" as I once was but the patina from years of wear and care shines and reflects the light. For that, I am enormously grateful.

Expand full comment