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Doug r's avatar

Toss the cane Abi. I’m bringing you a lance.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

oh good. I was planning to try and sharpen the end of it. Won't have to with the lance.

John Hammond's avatar

A great plan! I’ll bring some beer, put on my fake mustache, and maybe take my fiddle and pool cue just in case. I’d follow you anywhere.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

excellent plan. make it Belgian beer. Rochefort ten is a nice one. Such a good addition to the plan. Thank you.

Susan Schoch's avatar

Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish! Even that vivid imagining of it makes me feel a little better.

Jane Mundy's avatar

Sign me up Abby!

Jane Mundy's avatar

YAY, I'll have my Canadian elbows up!

Patti Meredith's avatar

I'm IN!!! The song...mmm...When The Saints Go Marching In!!! ;)

Dakota Lane's avatar

the autopen !!

Susan OBrien's avatar

I both adore and support your highly entertaining and immediately necessary action plan for righting our teetering ship of state. Rock on, Voice of Resolve and Resolution.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

I put it up too soon. Forgot something I needed to add. You are very funny. Thank you.

Susan OBrien's avatar

Add it and share that trailing thought, please. It’s bound to be a pip of a snarl.

Alice Tenuto's avatar

When do we leave? I’ll meet you in the car. I can’t wait!

Abigail Thomas's avatar

After AI invents the invisible mist we need for ourselves and the traps. It ought to be soon.

Susan K's avatar

Mars Bars are too good for them!!

Abigail Thomas's avatar

I know, I just thought it might remind them of Elon, making everything worse.

Thank you. And having to eat out of a public toilet, they won't be as good.

Susan K's avatar

Mars Bars is a good joke! I think they might be over Elon already, but the symbolism might work on some of them. Let’s put a nice juicy cockroach in each bar before feeding time as an extra treat.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Right. I will count you in, Prajna.

Prajna O'Hara's avatar

Yay! Abby too. She’s taking a kickboxing class right now, just in case.

Eileen Vorbach Collins's avatar

Reading this has given me a sweet feeling of contentment. And hope. I'll bring my dirtiest towel.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh good. I hope you have a tomcat. Their pee is the worst. Thank you.

The Feral Fishwife's avatar

I’m in! When do we meet?

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Very soon, I hope. Before he is undone by the Epstein coverup. I do want to see him thrashing about in the Everglades. They would have to be really dumb not to see what he's done with that piece of shit woman. At Club Fed, as it's known.

The Feral Fishwife's avatar

I would love to see that man imprisoned. May he get exactly what is coming to him. I just keep waiting for the day they will turn on him and I’m starting to fear that it never will.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

they can't be dumb enough not to connect the dots.

The Feral Fishwife's avatar

Their ignorance and hypocrisy never cease to amaze me.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh good! I am looking forward to everything, glad you could join us. Thank you.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

I will count you in, and count on you. Thank you!

Alix's avatar

Raising hand. Pick me! Pick me! I already feel invisible so this will be a delight and easy relief, justice. I will wear my ruby slippers for emphasis of freedom.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

OH JOY!! ruby slippers. we can slap them silly with those ruby slippers.

Prajna O'Hara's avatar

Hey Abby, I have a cupboard full of cast-iron skillets that my wise old Nana O'Hara handed down—just in case. I think she knew I would meet you. Happy to share!

Fire away.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Best weapon of all. I have a few of different sizes. I think the small ones will do the trick.Pea brains, after all.

Prajna O'Hara's avatar

Yup. The small ones. No sense sweating with the big heavy ones unless we want to boil some parts.

The Tao of Biscuits's avatar

I will bring my ballroom dancing shoes.

Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh how excellent! Maybe there's a waltz we can sing to! Thank you!