An Immodest Proposal

(no photo available because we will be invisible)

I know! Let’s make ourselves invisible and storm the Capitol! It’s been done before! We can inhale helium to disguise out voices! We can bring invisible traps for the Republicans! They will walk right in! They will kick and scream, unable to move, unable to vote, unable even to kneel!! We’ll hang around and feed them every three days one Mars Bar each which they will have to eat out of a public toilet. Hands tied around their backs. We can roll the toilet around from cage to cage. Meanwhile we can ransack their files, put tacks on their chairs, break the things on their desks, burn up all their new laws and plans for the future, restore what they took away from our children, and also from us, and then we’ll head for the golf course and throw a couple of orange balls into the swamp. Still attached to him, of course, as we’d have trouble locating them otherwise. I’ll bring my cane, you bring walkers and shovels and frying pans. Everything will be invisiible. Such consternation we will hear from the guilty! Then we’ll use the autopen and sign the release of the Epstein files, mentioning which redacted names are his. If there is no swamp on the golf course, we will roll him to the Everglades, and toss him in. We’ll leave him a dirty towel in the slimy weeds. Then we will free everybody everywhere Ice has kidnapped and stuff Ice into the Everglades prison that elicited such Republican guffaws. We will do this to all his new appointees, including the ones with long hair and face lifts. And the unvaccinated idiot who swam with his family in a cess pool.

This is going to be so much fun! I haven’t decided what song we will sing. Then we will get a pardon (just in case) and go home. Wait. Maybe we should release the Epstein files first.