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Kathy Napoli's avatar

Among your best ever! You are so easy to love Abigail! Please be well! ❤️🌼

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Kathy, thank you. So very nice of you.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

You raed that X_Rated post? Thank you, Abby!

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Rona Maynard's avatar

“I can’t work with this” made me laugh. You, Abby, can work with anything, under any circumstances, and while I nod along I am forever you g.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thanks, Rona. I never forgot her saying that, it was so funny.

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Charlotte Hamrick's avatar

This is the single best thing I’ve read in years. Keep on truckin’, Abigail.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh boy, thank you so much. It was fun to find the ending.

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Wendy Varley's avatar

I'd say this counts as bouncing back, Abigail!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh good! Feels that way! Thanks, Wendy.

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Susan K's avatar

I couldn’t agree more, Wendy! And Abigail, you just made me do a quick memory tour of some of the remarkable penises I’ve known, from the pistachio variety to the enormous, billy-club ones…though at 79 I have no plans whatsoever to add any more to the list!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Nor do I! It's plenty just looking back.Thank you.

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Thérèse's t-raise you up's avatar

Ha! Good on you, but never say never.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

True that. Unlikely is more accurate.

Thank you.

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Susan K's avatar

I've become pretty clear about what I will and won't do anymore at my age. I'd say for me, new penises are super fragilistic expi-extremely unlikely. At this point my tolerance for what comes along with them is nil!

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Kate Mapother's avatar

Seems like that pill went down the exact right pipe 🍆

And I will have you know this is the first (and last) time I’ll ever use the eggplant emoji.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you, Kate! I better look closely at that eggplant.

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Thérèse's t-raise you up's avatar

I will have you know that in some circles in Australia, when a guy gets an erection, it's always good to lift an eyebrow and say...

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL

As a tribute to good one Tom Jones, who must have been a grower as well as a shower!

How naughty am I?

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Ah, Tom Jones. Oh my god. You are pretty naughty. Keep it up.

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Thérèse's t-raise you up's avatar

I've never used the eggplant emotions, but I love the vibe of this post and you're reply.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you. I've never used any emoji. But this eggplant must be something special.

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Sheila Rittenberg's avatar

This cracked me up, Kate! Haha- “…went down the exact right pipe .” And the emoji. Too cool. Abby, you’re the total best.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you, that is so nice of you.

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Lila Sterling's avatar

Life! You just can’t keep her down. 😉

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you! So nice of you.

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Prajna O'Hara's avatar

Oh this is so hot, sexy, and fun. Because the night is always young for Abigail.

I love you. This is so good thank you

I’m feeling a bit wet, just reading …

♥️

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Yeah. He has that effect on us, and Janis! She holds her own!

Thanks, Prajna.

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Lila Sterling's avatar

“And I am no age at all, just a hot bundle of female.”

Delicious - more delicious than anything I’ve tasted all day.

😁💗😁

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you, Lila. It certainly felt good.

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Andrea Tate / I'll Show You's avatar

The failure to bounce back hasn’t affected your beautiful, insightful, and humorous voice. Hoping relief comes soon! ❤️

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Doug r's avatar

Can you imagine if he strapped on a hoola hoop. Those hips !!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Yes, yum.

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Brenda Gaughan's avatar

Ah you make me chuckle. Love it. 😂😂😂❤️

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Joan Hagy's avatar

Oh, Abby, I want to be you when I'm an old lady. I'm getting closer!!!

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Kelly Thompson TNWWY's avatar

😂😂😂excellent! So much for ageist stereotypes.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Yeah, fuck that. There's plenty left to feel.

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Loel barr's avatar

I once had an online boyfriend who claimed that his penis rose above his belt line. Then I met him. He was more of the pistachio variety.

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Oh! Poor guy. Did you mention his incorrect assessment?

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Thérèse's t-raise you up's avatar

THAT'S SO GOOD!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

THANK YOU!

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Susan Bissonnettette's avatar

I love the way you get my juices, which I thought were got, flowing again. Thanks for helping keeping some of me young!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

Thank you for reading, thank you for feeling, thank you for your compliment.

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