I couldn’t agree more, Wendy! And Abigail, you just made me do a quick memory tour of some of the remarkable penises I’ve known, from the pistachio variety to the enormous, billy-club ones…though at 79 I have no plans whatsoever to add any more to the list!
I've become pretty clear about what I will and won't do anymore at my age. I'd say for me, new penises are super fragilistic expi-extremely unlikely. At this point my tolerance for what comes along with them is nil!
Among your best ever! You are so easy to love Abigail! Please be well! ❤️🌼
Kathy, thank you. So very nice of you.
You raed that X_Rated post? Thank you, Abby!
“I can’t work with this” made me laugh. You, Abby, can work with anything, under any circumstances, and while I nod along I am forever you g.
Thanks, Rona. I never forgot her saying that, it was so funny.
This is the single best thing I’ve read in years. Keep on truckin’, Abigail.
Oh boy, thank you so much. It was fun to find the ending.
I'd say this counts as bouncing back, Abigail!
Oh good! Feels that way! Thanks, Wendy.
I couldn’t agree more, Wendy! And Abigail, you just made me do a quick memory tour of some of the remarkable penises I’ve known, from the pistachio variety to the enormous, billy-club ones…though at 79 I have no plans whatsoever to add any more to the list!
Nor do I! It's plenty just looking back.Thank you.
Ha! Good on you, but never say never.
True that. Unlikely is more accurate.
Thank you.
I've become pretty clear about what I will and won't do anymore at my age. I'd say for me, new penises are super fragilistic expi-extremely unlikely. At this point my tolerance for what comes along with them is nil!
Seems like that pill went down the exact right pipe 🍆
And I will have you know this is the first (and last) time I’ll ever use the eggplant emoji.
Thank you, Kate! I better look closely at that eggplant.
I will have you know that in some circles in Australia, when a guy gets an erection, it's always good to lift an eyebrow and say...
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
As a tribute to good one Tom Jones, who must have been a grower as well as a shower!
How naughty am I?
Ah, Tom Jones. Oh my god. You are pretty naughty. Keep it up.
I've never used the eggplant emotions, but I love the vibe of this post and you're reply.
Thank you. I've never used any emoji. But this eggplant must be something special.
This cracked me up, Kate! Haha- “…went down the exact right pipe .” And the emoji. Too cool. Abby, you’re the total best.
Thank you, that is so nice of you.
Life! You just can’t keep her down. 😉
Thank you! So nice of you.
Oh this is so hot, sexy, and fun. Because the night is always young for Abigail.
I love you. This is so good thank you
I’m feeling a bit wet, just reading …
♥️
Yeah. He has that effect on us, and Janis! She holds her own!
Thanks, Prajna.
“And I am no age at all, just a hot bundle of female.”
Delicious - more delicious than anything I’ve tasted all day.
😁💗😁
Thank you, Lila. It certainly felt good.
The failure to bounce back hasn’t affected your beautiful, insightful, and humorous voice. Hoping relief comes soon! ❤️
Can you imagine if he strapped on a hoola hoop. Those hips !!
Yes, yum.
Ah you make me chuckle. Love it. 😂😂😂❤️
Oh, Abby, I want to be you when I'm an old lady. I'm getting closer!!!
😂😂😂excellent! So much for ageist stereotypes.
Yeah, fuck that. There's plenty left to feel.
I once had an online boyfriend who claimed that his penis rose above his belt line. Then I met him. He was more of the pistachio variety.
Oh! Poor guy. Did you mention his incorrect assessment?
THAT'S SO GOOD!
THANK YOU!
I love the way you get my juices, which I thought were got, flowing again. Thanks for helping keeping some of me young!
Thank you for reading, thank you for feeling, thank you for your compliment.